Did you know that TABLE TENNIS is an olympic sport???
For those of you playing at home, that's FREAKING PING PONG.
Who needs athleticism? London, 2012 - let's practice, bitches!
PS - Can you imagine how much it would suck /slash/ be awesome to have to explain to people that the Olympic Gold Medal in your bookcase is for frackin' PING PONG?
PPS - Next time, do you think they'll include beer pong?
PPPS - Or maybe Ice Luging?
PPPPS - Or Air Hockey?
PPPPPS - If they include Air Hockey, then I have an Olympic Training Module in my living room. That's DOPE.
